16 Jul
Goldilocks
I have been reading and listening to nursery rhymes and have thought how out of place they are in the modern world. Case in point, Goldilocks.
Person breaks into a home and consumes items of food and breaks furniture before fleeing the premises.  Thats a drug fuelled home inavasion!!!!!! But as Goldilocks is white and blonde (And possibly a first time offender), its okay……